oliveweed:

 
urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

vvankinq:

Good job Phyllis raising awareness of ALS

vvankinq:

Good job Phyllis raising awareness of ALS

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
softle:

i thought this was me holy

softle:

i thought this was me holy

iminshock-look-ivegotablanket:

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

image

voldey:

who did it better?

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band